adxn:
Calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!
Follow my lead, people!
Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’
Then everything will be fine.
You dumb females. This is obviously fake.
Huh? What is this?
YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING
this is actually really relevant in today’s society.
otherwise known as the entire romney campaign
Judge Frollo even kinda looks like Romney.
Shit you’re right.
^HIDEOUS LAUGHING
OK so basically a girl posted a photo of herself pretending to be on the phone and she got like 1,000 notes within minutes. Well i’m pretending to be on the phone and getting dragged away by the demon from Paranormal Activity so yeah
I deserve notes ok
lol
father of the year bruce wayne strikes again
the camera turned on by itself i swear im not a model
that cat has a fucking mustache
What those are for